The Gentlemen Underdog: Archive

Sep 10th

MacGyver meets James Bond →

I can’t wait to get these and wear them everywhere. $30 is so worth the looks that you’d get pulling these out of your shirt and actually using them.

Sep 8th

Watch

This video confirms every suspicion I have ever had about the following groups: 1. Ugly English Teachers 2. Rural White Americans 3. Local News Channels 4. Humankind

Apr 27th

Forgotten Innovators

Donald Brown, Novelist Where would the literary world be without Encyclopedia Brown, the rambunctious child detective? The first three novels were undeniably thrilling, but Donald Brown truly mastered his style with the fourth novel in the series, Encyclopedia Brown Gets his Man. The world of prose would never be the same. The literary flair exhibited by Brown inspired a generation of burgeoning...

Apr 11th

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Mar 23rd

Handicapable

Nov 29th

Kate's OkCupid Profile

I’m a 23 year-old Virgo Wiccan from Trussville, Alabama (T-VEGAS!!!!) While I’m not a Christian, I do believe in the philosophy of Jesus. I have an active interest in Kabbalah, Kashmir Shavism, and FreeTibet! I believe I was reincarnated from a Shakti Yoga Master, and if you knew me, you’d know that I have a gnosis of healing energies, herbs, inner peace, and esoteric...

Sep 14th

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Aug 25th

William Styron has been Dead for 4 Years and Dan...

Some asshat just ruined my day by telling me William Styron died in 2006. This made me sad for a number of reasons, but I was driven to a boiling anger because this news was juxtaposed with an article about Dan Brown popping up at the same time on my homepage. What kind of a damned world do we live in where Bill Styron dies and Dan Brown thrives? Just look at this motherfucker: Yep, there he...

Aug 10th

Jul 26th

thank you for making me delete all the photos of my ex. it wasn’t easy but when it came time to delete you it was.

Jul 12th

Presented Without Comment

Jul 9th

Welcome to the Gradientverse

Jul 9th

A Fabulous video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23GCBdIYyBc&feature=player_embedded

Jul 9th

Jul 7th

Successness, Inc: Proactively Empowering Your...

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Jul 2nd

prepare for death

I can think of no greater curse than fulfillment. no worse torture than satisfaction exists. love emptiness. exhale completely and don’t rush the next breath.

Jul 1st

3 card montie

There are three women in my life One I should love, One I should fuck, One I should ignore. of course it’s not that easy I’m fucking the one I should love I’m ignoring the one I should be fucking And I’m falling for the one I should be ignoring

Jun 24th

Jun 22nd

TAKE. THE 'DAWG. SRSLY

I’m the only motherfucker who takes this website seriously. Now I know how Lewis must have felt when he was studying fucking maps and Clark was banging that Indian chick when they were supposed to be trailblazing for Jefferson. IF THIS IS GOING TO BE A REAL BUSINESS YOU GUYS HAVE TO TAKE THIS FUCKING SERIOUSLY. Actually fuck it, you’re all fired. I’m bringing in the...

May 12th

From the Phone Logs of C. H. Major:

Text Message 8:33 PM From: GM London Jr. Hey buddy, wanna hang tonight? Missed Call 9:49 PM: GM London Jr. Missed Call 10:01 PM: GM London Jr. Text Message 10:02 PM From: GM London Jr. I’m just hanging out, thinking about popping a few cold beers, gimmie a call. Text Message 10:02 PM From: GM London Jr. I tried to call JB but he didn’t pick up, do you know where he is? Missed Call...

May 4th

When Suddenly, The Email Thread Was Interrupted

From: Tom Wolynski To: Dave Brass <dave@Brickwood-Logistics-Inc.com>, Terry Davos <terry@Brickwood-Logistics-Inc.com>, Mark Merk@Brickwood-Logistics-Inc.com> Subject: Finance Presentation Hey team, I’ve attached the finance presentation for Q4 2010. Please review and get back to me. - Tom Wolynski Vice President of Sales ********** From: Tom Wolynski To: Dave Brass...

Apr 27th

Apr 24th

Mr Flood’s Grammar Tips I have noticed a lot of confusion on this website vis a vis the mixing up of homophones, and I thought that I’d put together a “cheat-sheet” to help you out with a few common errors. There / Their / They’re Use there when referring to a location: Ex: The dangerous negros are over there. Use their to indicate possession or ownership. Ex:...

Apr 15th

Music Reviews: MGMT New Album is the BEST ALBUMN...

By: Jaquemard West III GUESS WHAT I DIDNT THINK ID LIEK IT BUT I DO TWO AND THE NEW ALBUM BY MGMT IS THE SICKEST PIECE OF RECORDED MUSIC SINCE EVANESCENCE AND THEY WERE LIKE MUSICAL SHAKESPEARE! THIS ALBUM REMINDS ME OF METRIC BEFORE THEY WENT MAINSTREAM EXCEPT METRIC ONLY IS GOOD BECAUSE THEY HAVE THAT HOT CHICK. (SITE SOURCE LIKE WIKIPEDIA) **FILL IN LATER WITH MORE BITCHIN’...

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Feb 28th

You Broke Edge?

chris: how've you been? 
me: excellent
 went to Nawlins this weekend
 introduced my body to several foreign substances
 namely alcohol
 the effects of which I am still living down 
chris: um
 you broke edge?
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Feb 22nd

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